Where does food go to take a nap?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why was the dog overweight?

What's black and white and red all over?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What does a dog say before eating?