What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why was the math book sad?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What game do bats excel at?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why do vampires always look sick?