Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where does water do all its banking?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?