Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
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