Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What's the opposite of irony?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?