How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?