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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What game do cows play at parties?

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Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

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