Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What dish does only a baseball player use?