What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why is winter considered holy?

Where do surfers go to school?