Why are ghosts always single?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Which founding father loves to sing?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What bird is always sad?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What part of a football field is never the same?

It's allergy season again?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?