Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why was the musician arrested?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What birds make average students?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

How do you make antifreeze?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?