I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What makes music in your hair?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What do you call a Russian flea?