What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why do vampires always look sick?