Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?