What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What vegetables make the best music?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?