Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

How does a penguin build its house?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What kind of store would a dog own?