What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do bees chew?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?