What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What fish only swims at night?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?