What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did one plate say to the other?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

How do hurricanes see?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?