Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the frog starve?

Why do hogs play so much football?

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What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why did the tomato turn red?