What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What animal floats best?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?