What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why are grandkids so great?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Where do pigs learn magic?