What did the stair machines call each other?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What's black and white and red all over?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

How long will dinner be?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?