What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
How do football players deal with their problems?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
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