What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
What animal loves a baseball game?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
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