What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
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How do you make a bear really angry?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which insect is the smartest?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
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