What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How do frogs get to work?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
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