Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?