Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What do cows say on NYE?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
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