What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why do rhinos charge?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?