What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
A muscle car.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
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