What vehicles are in the best shape?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What is a spider's favorite book?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What does Santa order at the bar?