What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What vegetables make the best music?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?