What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?