What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
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