Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why are goats so funny?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?