Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What car always breaks the rules?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?