What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What animals make the best students?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do nosey peppers do?