What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the frog starve?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

How does a squid go into battle?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What's the most masculine animal?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.