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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you call octopus twins?