If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?