What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why do two skunks argue?

What happens when grass goes out of town?