Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What washes up on miniature beaches?