Why are fish such good architects?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Why can you never find the number nine?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?