Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

If you need help building an ark..

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?