What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

How do billboards talk?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?