What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

I broke my finger!

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do you call a small mom?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?