Why are books always so angry?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

When do mice play every day?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

How does a barber get to work?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?