What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?