Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What birds make average students?

Which bug is related to you?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What type of car do planets buy?