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Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you give a sick pig?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How do automobiles fly?