What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What did March say to the madness?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Who is God's favorite superhero?