What are baby potatoes called?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What does the sun drink out of?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?