Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Which president loved to take baths?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?