What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Which insect is the smartest?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why did summer catch autumn?

How does cardboard get its workout in?