What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

I'm not a bad putter.

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?