What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?