What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why was the picture sent to jail?