What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?