What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What does Santa order at the bar?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Do dads always snore?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
How do horses navigate at night?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
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