What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is the smallest lion?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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