What type of barrel breaks easily?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why is spring the oddest season?