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Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?