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What did the bee say to the flower?

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What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

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Why did the mare gain weight?