What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why do cows wear bells?