What do you call an Irish spider?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What did the sardine call the submarine?