What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What animals make the best baseball players?