What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What car can't keep a secret?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why are stones so good at music?