What's a bat's favorite game?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What type of car do planets buy?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?