What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why are baseball games at night?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?