Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?