What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?