Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?