Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
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