Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
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