What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why do cows go to New York?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why is winter considered holy?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why did the peach come home from work early?