Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Which CIA agent is the best baker?