Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
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