Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did the frog starve?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?