Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What sport do horses love to play?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why are grandkids so great?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
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