Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What kind of bird can write?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
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