What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?