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Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

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Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?