What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?