What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How are teens like cats?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
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