What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
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How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why are ghosts always single?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
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