Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What was the first animal in space?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What game do bats excel at?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?