What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?