What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?