What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?