Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?