What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What car can't keep a secret?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?