What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
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