Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What do you call a dog in space?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why can't you trust a pig?