Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why was the mime upset?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?