How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?