What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why do math teachers love March?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?