Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
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What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How does a witch play loud music?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
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