Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
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Where do chips wear socks?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What bee is good for your health?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
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