Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
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