Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Which cats have the best manners?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

When is a baseball player like a thief?