Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
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Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
When do cows get tired?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
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