Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do cats love to work?
What's the holiest insect?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
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