What is a duck's favorite dance?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

When do mice play every day?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why do cows wear bells?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?