What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the duck cross the road?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Where do tough ducks come from?