My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Which singer could always break a five?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

If you need help building an ark..

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

A book just fell on my head.

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.