What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?