Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why was the cow afraid?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?