What did the sickly elevator say?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?