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Who is the nicest celebrity around?

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What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?