What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why did the fish blush?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?