Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What does a dog say before eating?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
How does the sun listen to music?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
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