Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
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