What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?