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What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

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