Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?