What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What cartoon character loves insects?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What building always gets stains on it?

What makes music in your hair?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?