When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?