What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?