Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

How much does freedom weigh?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?