How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why do elephants have trunks?