How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

I'm not a bad putter.

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What birds make average students?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Which state has the best streets?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Two silkworms got in a fight.