Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What does a dog say before eating?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?