Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Where would you find an elephant?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why is a doctor always calm?