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When is a black dog not a black dog?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Which animal should never work for the government?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

When do mice play every day?