What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?