What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

How do automobiles fly?