Which family member has tusks?
An eleph-aunt.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
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