Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What did the confused bee say?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

How do amoebas make calls?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why was the broom late for school?