What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How does dinner smell?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why are bakers paid so much money?