What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What is sand's favorite movie?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Why was the mime upset?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?