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Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?