Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

How do fireflies start a race?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why was the fish so smart?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?