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Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?