Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?