What medicine would you give an ill ant?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What kind of bird can write?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Where does laundry go to college?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What car can't keep a secret?