What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

How does dinner smell?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?