Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What style of music weighs the most?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
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