Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
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