Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What sport do horses love to play?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
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