Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
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