Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Where do hamsters come from?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How do you make a bandstand?
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