What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?