How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What's the politest month?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?