What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?