Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Where do horses reside?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?