What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Where does breakfast live?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What does a dog say before eating?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What building always gets stains on it?