What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?